Hoary Tales of Dune: Fanfic with a Bite

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #3

Talos Aquinas | January 23, 2011

“Well…it’s a start” —Reverend Mother Superior Origina Firstus Prima, on concluding her first controlled breeding for the sisterhood. The brisk salty Caladan air blew through the hair of the Atredies Heir, young Paul Atredies. He had completed his daily studies at the Mentat school and was out looking for adventure before his return to Castle [...]

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #2

Talos Aquinas | January 21, 2011

Pop, why is Baron Overbite sneaking around the complex? Is he magic? —Estes Tergiet (Atreides) “Vermillion hells, that Norma Cenva is one hot mamma!” Vorian did not care who heard this proclamation of love as he stared at the shapely form of the grotesquely-mutated woman sleeping in the giant glass tube. “She shall be the [...]

McDune Parody Contest!

Talos Aquinas | January 17, 2011

(Wow… there’s so much interest in this one we already had a submission before it got announced here on this blog!) Another unofficial and completely unauthorized writing event, only this time for the non-fan. This contest is dedicated to lampooning and ridiculing without mercy the shiteful novels and stories by Kevin J. Anderson and Brian [...]

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #1

Talos Aquinas | January 17, 2011

DUNE: A Gap to Fill (Prequel to House Atreides) Chapter 1 Remember, what we do here is a secret. —A secret memo sent to the secretive administrators of a secret no globe and no ship factory. After reviewing the exteriors of his new no globe and no ship, the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen was satisfied with [...]

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