Hoary Tales of Dune: Fanfic with a Bite

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #9

Talos Aquinas | February 28, 2011

“These boots are made for walkin’, and that’s just what they’ll do” —a song from Old Earth; and from Erasmus’s music collection, which he keeps next to his Van Gogh reproduction. “Ultimate Kwisatz?! You’ve lost something in the sack after the last 26 years being on the Ithaca,” said Murbella as she rolled out of [...]

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #8

Talos Aquinas | February 27, 2011

A TALE OF TWO EMPERORS “Who needs a nebula when you have a star?” —Ancient Proverb God Emperor Leto Atreides II sat in his sand cabin correcting the urgent communiques he had drafted for House Conway. The work was draining but vital. He sat hunched forward; a heavy segmented mass surrounded his upper body, the [...]

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #7

Talos Aquinas | February 27, 2011

Nouns of Dune Dark. It was always dark. In space.   Leaving the atmosphere of Caladan behind, newly-Duke Leto Atreides watched cool blue sky fade to black. Already the great heighliner loomed in the void, carelessly rotating. The Duke’s pilot exchanged a few words with the carrier’s control, obtained permission to berth. Leto suppressed a [...]

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #6

Talos Aquinas | February 27, 2011

DUNEs of DUNE Faq’yeh! —Fremen expression meaning “Ride that beast! Ride it!” Stilgar’s sweaty arousal was obvious through his tight stillsuit as he watched the messy sipce ejaculate of the monster worm flow into the sands behind him. The slimy trail stretched into the distance from the rear-end of the maker. I must not look [...]

McDune Parody Contest Entry: #4

Talos Aquinas | February 20, 2011

DUNE: Knocking on Normacle’s Door It is 180 B.G. Humanity has nearly been destroyed by thinking machines. Iblis Ginjo is leader of The League, a last bastion of planets hoping to defeat the machines and take back the universe for themselves. “I pray that this will be your final assignment,” said an exhausted Iblis Ginjo [...]

Copyright © 2017 Hoary Tales of Dune: Fanfic with a Bite is Proudly Powered by Wordpress. Theme by The Cloisters